Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL when the harbor was still

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

a neighborhood fixture from the mid-century era when bowling alleys anchored entire communities

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and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers

CLASS D BASEBALL" in distressed vintage lettering

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL when the harbor was stillCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,