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White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

and a small red bow tie icon below

Opening during the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s and 1960s

Winning a surf championship in a landlocked desert is the kind of credential that only impresses people who've never seen an actual ocean

Corpus Christi's Seagulls took the field in 1976 as part of the Gulf States League

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