Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando Biff's whole empire got reduced

Biff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling

Inspired by Lazy Scranton from The Office

High fly ball into right field

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt commando Biff's whole empire got reducedSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif