Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Requesting sharks with frickin' laser

Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure

drawing Hollywood regulars escaping to the desert for rum drinks and Polynesian atmosphere

Earp '28 is the most honest campaign poster ever printed

a male pig in a blue hat and vest on the left and a female pig with a yellow bow and pink dress on the right

Perfect for fans of Die Hard who know it’s the ultimate Christmas movie

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Requesting sharks with frickin' laserOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin