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Aliens Don't Believe in You Either - Long Sleeve T-Shirt office A cream scallop shell shapeAliens dismissing humanity as a conspiracy theory is the most believable thing about extraterrestrial life. An advanced civilization took one look at us and decided we weren't worth the probe. The Details: Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up, with large dark almond shaped eyes, an annoyed expression, and one hand raising a middle finger, surrounded by white stars and