The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex T-Shirt alexandria " with a vintage line-art

" with a vintage line-art illustration of a canopied rink structure flanked by trees

and crossed baseball bats

That lip-sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance

Distressed cream-filled circular badge with arched dark red serif text reading "EDDIE'S" across the top

Arched distressed navy text reads "WOONSOCKET

The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex T-Shirt alexandria " with a vintage line-artBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text