The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL That crushed can is the

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Places like this turned a simple dinner out into an escape

it captured the Space Age optimism that defined the era

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

with orange retro script outlined in blue reading "Clippers" over a diagonal blue swoosh

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL That crushed can is theStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a