Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Refund policy is just him

Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife

Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room

" with white script below reading "Watch out for that first step

A go to staple for many kids of the 80s

Inspired by The Lost Boys

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Refund policy is just himTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered