Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Straight distressed white serif text

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

The Details:

Curved blue script reads "PAUL BUNYAN'S" above bold blue block text reading "CUPBOARD

rendered in gray and flesh tones

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Straight distressed white serif textJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading