I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather with a small white outlined

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

brown jacket over red plaid flannel and white undershirt

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather with a small white outlinedCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: