I Don't Work Here - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus holding a beer mug in

holding a beer mug in one hand and a football in the other

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

Some teams belong to a city the way a river belongs to the land

Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles

Inspired by Eastbound & Down

I Don't Work Here - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus holding a beer mug inKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed