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and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything

Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God

and this one wore it with quiet pride

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