Women's No One Gets Out Alive Scoop Neck T-Shirt lobster roll or just an avid reader

or just an avid reader

Also perfect as a history teacher gift

Soundgarden - if reading this brings back all those '90s grunge music feels then you might want to add our "Grunge 91" Vneck shirt to the 90s nostalgia section of your wardrobe

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Feminist scientists can wear this shirt with pride and celebrate this iconic science trailblazer

Women's No One Gets Out Alive Scoop Neck T-Shirt lobster roll or just an avid readerSure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding