I Can't - Unisex Tank Top Size:M offer him a cheeseburger or

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

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Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships

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I Can't - Unisex Tank Top Size:M offer him a cheeseburger orParenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5: 30. Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top. Below, stacked centered white text in a slightly smaller weight reads "MY KID HAS PRACTICE, OR A GAME, OR