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" Black italic serif text below reads "Hawaii's Most Beautiful Hotel

Navy blue serif text along the bottom reads "Since 1937 • 2113 W

and places like this gave them a reason to stay

Dry Dock Restaurant sat along the Coast Highway in Newport Beach

Naming your whales after a vaudeville act is peak marine biologist energy

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