Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white retro block text

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON" and "AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

flanked by "Estd" and "1949

He didn't just sell a service

Dropping that name at the counter turned every trucker in the joint into a statue and sent plates crashing to the floor

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white retro block textCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,