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German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white blackletter text belowGerman sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross sections. Dark maroon Gothic