Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s Cozy and durable

Cozy and durable

Inspired by Barth from Barth's Burgery on You Can't Do That On Television

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

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Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s Cozy and durableChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a