The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS bony hands gripping the handlebars

bony hands gripping the handlebars with a grinning skull face

doing the math

" A vintage matchbook-style illustration of a hula dancer in a coral bikini top and coral flowing skirt poses between two green palm trees

turning strangers into teammates one frame at a time

Clean white text below reads "POLYNESIAN · CHINESE" and "RESTAURANT

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS bony hands gripping the handlebarsCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie