Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Nobody's ever been seduced by

Nobody's ever been seduced by it

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

and squiggly lines in white

Smaller text at the bottom reads "in the SUNSHINE CITY OF ARIZONA

Inspired by Dwight Schrute & Cousin Mos Schrute's beet farm in The Office

Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Nobody's ever been seduced byRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering