I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Weathered white ornate text reads

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

" Curved text along the bottom reads "SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE

" "Security

followed by smaller golden-tan script reading "Pacific Northwest League

I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Weathered white ornate text readsJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%