President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Five words doing more threat

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President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Five words doing more threatTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text