Frau Blucher - Long Sleeve T-Shirt homestead a vintage rubber hose style

a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands

is out here calling you fake

styled after vintage athletic team logos

Places like Futurama weren't just alleys

Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT

Frau Blucher - Long Sleeve T-Shirt homestead a vintage rubber hose styleHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and