It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Daring someone to call the

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Bold red hand-drawn capitals read "IS FOR CLOSERS" beneath the cup

Arched distressed white serif text reads "AVENGERS" at top

A blue bowling ball circle containing "24" sits beside red and blue text reading "AUTOMATIC LANES" and "NAPA

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It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Daring someone to call theRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the