Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles mouth slightly open mid-sentence

mouth slightly open mid-sentence

Playing along the North Dakota border

large white block text reads "OK" beside red block text reading "USA

Inspired by The Running Man

Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods

Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles mouth slightly open mid-sentenceRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon