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Every bruise was a binding contract

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Rain delays are just the cosmos telling you to think about quantum physics

Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly

White script at the bottom reads "You'll Have The Time of Your Life

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