Alpha Male - Unisex Sweatshirt wes anderson resting on two white clouds

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Every dad at the hardware store considers both the knowing chuckle and the disgusted stare a win

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A muted green Rod of Asclepius illustration sits centered

Only the right dads will nod when they read it

Alpha Male - Unisex Sweatshirt wes anderson resting on two white cloudsPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow